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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine!
"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done fuck all but moan since you've been here." |
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:51 pm |
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:54 pm |
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It's amazing the priest ... being a man .. could remember one conversation from the next for more than a few minutes  ... let alone years! |
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:09 pm |
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| Oracle wrote: |
| It's amazing the priest ... being a man .. could remember one conversation from the next for more than a few minutes ... let alone years! |
The amazing thing is that a woman could keep her mouth shut for so long…  |
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:14 pm |
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| cyprusgrump wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| It's amazing the priest ... being a man .. could remember one conversation from the next for more than a few minutes ... let alone years! |
The amazing thing is that a woman could keep her mouth shut for so long… |
Touché ...
Now make me lose weight which is the only good thing men were put on this Earth for!
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:15 pm |
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| Oracle wrote: |
| cyprusgrump wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| It's amazing the priest ... being a man .. could remember one conversation from the next for more than a few minutes ... let alone years! |
The amazing thing is that a woman could keep her mouth shut for so long… |
Touché ...
Now make me lose weight which is the only good thing men were put on this Earth for!
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I’ll see you in private then… |
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:09 am |
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| cyprusgrump wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| cyprusgrump wrote: |
| Oracle wrote: |
| It's amazing the priest ... being a man .. could remember one conversation from the next for more than a few minutes ... let alone years! |
The amazing thing is that a woman could keep her mouth shut for so long… |
Touché ...
Now make me lose weight which is the only good thing men were put on this Earth for!
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I’ll see you in private then… |
 What have you got up your sleeve then Grump? Some magic formula?
Bubbles x  |
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