Add your limerick to the list!
 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:25 am |
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| Mills Chapman |
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| Oracle wrote: |
I guess poetry and illegalities are not comfortable partners  |
But each is worthy of martyrs.
She said with frustration,
"How I hate that nation
That descended from the group known as Tartars." |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:27 am |
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| Talisker |
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There is a thread that runs today,
The tale of which I have to say,
It makes me sad,
The content is completely mad!
Watch out you lot, don't show your ass,
Or we will turn you into glass,
Like little boys,
With great big toys,
They taunt each other 'til I'm sick,
Arguing who has got the bigger dick.
Where will it lead, how should we know?
Perhaps best keep the status quo.
It's best to talk and work it out,
Of that there can be little doubt,
So don't bomb him and don't bomb her,
Most of us would readily concur,
Some day soon the isle will be one,
A single Cyprus under the sun. |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:50 am |
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| Talisker |
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| Location: UK |
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| Mills Chapman wrote: |
| Talisker wrote: |
Now most of us would agree,
That Cyprus is surrounded by sea,
I said to my daughter,
'Why's there no water,
I only want a cup of tea?'. |
She said, "It's not your fault
That the well's full of salt,
But if you buy me some silk,
I'll buy you some milk,
And make you a chocolate malt.
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As we approach the crucial hour,
We should be praying for a shower,
My throat is dry,
I want to cry,
Thank God, it's time for my brandy sour! |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:18 am |
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| dinos |
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| Location: New York |
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There once was a man named Magruder
Who wooed a nude prude in Bermuder (work with me here... )
The prude thought it rude
to be wooed in the nude
So Magruder got ruder and scruder
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Later - one more:
There was a young fellow named Bill
Who took an atomic pill.
His navel corroded,
His butthole exploded,
And his nuts were both found in Brazil |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:55 am |
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| Eliko |
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| Location: Cyprus |
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| dinos wrote: |
There was a young fellow named Bill
Who took an atomic pill.
His navel corroded,
His butthole exploded,
And his nuts were both found in Brazil |
This story is false (I would say)
Since two nuts found so far away
Could hardly be said
to be Bill's (since he's dead)
and the blast would destroy D.N.A.
Moral:- "Always read the instructions carefully !" |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:25 am |
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| Eliko |
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| Joined: 03 Oct 2006 |
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| Location: Cyprus |
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A 'Schizoid' young Cypriot beau
Was confused that he just did not know
"Am I (T or G) C,
am I him or just me
is my friend my true friend ,or my foe ?"
Moral:- "The surest way to reach agreement (Especially on this forum) is to talk to yourself !" |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:22 am |
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| Talisker |
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Opinions of forumers are fine,
'Specially when they coincide with mine,
But when they are WRONG,
In the toilet belong,
The discussion begins to decline. |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:31 am |
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| Talisker |
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Us Scots have wonderful skin,
Though in Cyprus to our chagrin,
We blister and peel,
'Till we moan and we squeal,
Then we drink too much and we grin. |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:34 am |
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| skyvet |
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There once was a young boy called Paul,
Who grew so incredibly tall,
That when laying in bed,
He could stretch out his leg,
And turn off the light in the hall - boom boom! |
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:36 am |
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| Eliko |
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| Location: Cyprus |
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A thistle was planted in silt
came a drought and it started to wilt
"Och, the ground is so dry
the poor thistle might die"
Said our Talisker, raising his kilt.
Moral:- "You can always rely on a Scotsman for a drink !" |
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