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Here's another old one, I ,like.
This lion was walking through the jungle, when he came across a monkey
"WHOSE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE" he roared, the monkey replied
"you,you are" shaking like a leaf.
"REMEMBER THAT" he roared
After a while the lion came across a zebra
"WHOSE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE" he roared,
the zebra replied you,you are" tremblling.
"REMEMBER THAT" the lion roared, and off he went.
Again he's walking when he comes across an elephant
"WHOSE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE",
The elephant picked up the lion with his trunk and banged him from side to side against a tree and just left him.
after a few minutes the lion gets up and says "just because you dont know the answer ,you dont have to get upset". |
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