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Come on guys. I saw an HSBC in the north, it cant be that uncivilised.

Look at the advert they had about the english businessman who didnt want to offend his Japenese colleagues, so he ate the plate of fish.

Except the Japs took this as, he was still hungry. SO they kept bringing out more fish and still he ate in order not to offend.

You see the sensitivity in cultural differences here. Well, HSBC's presence over in good ol' sunny north lefkosa is proof in the pudding, pardon the further 'food' related pun.

It's all about people like Alfie and Mustafa getting together and being mates down the pub, innit.

Problem is Mustafa Nuvva is a complete pisshead

sorry to produce this pointless post, but i just wanted to nudge my thread to the top of the queue in order to harrass those who think they know everything.

wellll, gimme a break. at least im not doing a copy and paste job from encyclopedia britannica. you people are costing cyprus forum money in bandwith, you incredulous cocks.

anyhow...back to Alfie, as the immortal character as played by the legend Michael Caine said:

Right, are you all seating comfortably? then I'll begin....

My name is Alfie. And I am a man of great wisdm in the sphere of the cyprus problem. You see, if north nicosia can organise The Badminton Association of the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus. (I joke not) then there is guaranteed proof that peace will reign amongst the two nations

why?

because, my little Alfie yearlings....a people that plays badminton has to have that camp aspect to its national psyche, and that means, people can be friendly and sh1t and get on.

so called me

Alfie the genius.

I retire a known legend from solving international disputes. I'm off to nick Kofi Annan's job and sh1t all over the middle east problem. I'll solve in 6 minutes what Clinton couldnt do in 8 years.

For some reason i read that whole post in a Micheal Caine accent which made it all the more entertaining.

Maybe we should request reading other posts in accents as well, might make them more bearable.

I vote anything Poratis posts should be read in the style of Frankie Howard.

Oooooooooooh!!!

'ere no missus....it's everyone elses fault...etc etc..ooooo

ha!

and Mr. Takes it a Step too Far says....

"ooooh, hark at meeee, I'm another member of a country that used to belong to the British Empire that wont take any responsibility for my own actions and blame Blair and Bush...oooooooh. Missus."

God politics is boring, why do I even bother saying sh1t like this.

Snore. zzzzzzz

What's it all about Alfieee?? Lockin' my threads like that, ooh how's yer father!

pimpernipple, its because you talk so much crap out of your english khyber pass.
When will you have anything of intrest to say you plumb.

unless you think I fix pipes for a living, I think you mean to call me a Plum.

Why dont you shut the hell up and be friends with me. Let bygones be bygones.

Put it there buddy
*spits into palm of hand...*