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Ferrari fire their F1 pit crew

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:48 am
by Michael Coumas
Ferrari announced today that their entire wheel change team has been fired from the pit crew as it was announced that a group of young lads from Liverpool were able to change their F1 cars wheels in 6.2 seconds using minimal hand tools under race conditions, whereas the professional team took 8 plus seconds using multi million dollar hydraulic equipment.
At the first pit stop all went even better than expected with all wheels changed in 5.8 seconds, however by 12 seconds they had resprayed, re-badged and sold the car to McLaren for 3 cases of Stella Artois, a kilo of Moroccan gold, a handful of blank giro’s and some dodgy photographs of an opposition team drivers girlfriend in the bath. A Ferrari team spokesman declined to comment

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:41 pm
by demetriou_74
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:42 pm
by cannedmoose
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:58 am
by brother
:lol: :lol: :lol: If it was the naked pictures of the opposition drivers sourcey would have done it in 3 seconds. :lol: :lol: