Quick jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:58 pm
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?
Lipstick !
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant ?
Marry it !
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How do you make a fruit cordial ?
Pat him on the behind !
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What's six feet long and smells of urine ?
A line dancing class at a nursing home !
Lipstick !
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant ?
Marry it !
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How do you make a fruit cordial ?
Pat him on the behind !
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What's six feet long and smells of urine ?
A line dancing class at a nursing home !