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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:43 pm
by cannedmoose
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:31 pm
by brother
:( another bad one :(

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:42 pm
by city
come on brother, that wasn't sooo bad. He is still practicing....

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:45 pm
by petethegreek
Still a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way 2 go City..........but he's getting there!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:47 pm
by cannedmoose
Thanks folks... :( :cry:

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:49 pm
by petethegreek
cannedmoose wrote:Thanks folks... :( :cry:



Moose please :D . We know ur trying ur best even though humour isnt ur strongest poin!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:54 pm
by cannedmoose
No Pete, direct humour is not a strong point, rather my strength is in responsive humour, sharp quips as it were. In that respect I'm closer to Ricky Gervais than Peter Kay...

Let me quote an example (true story). When Ricky Gervais was at the Live-8 concert in London, Paris Hilton (who is a big fan of The Office apparently) went up to Ricky and said "Hey Ricky, I'm a huge fan of the office, nice to meet you". Ricky responded, "Who are you then?", to which Paris replied, "I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognise me?". Ricky then quipped, "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth". Apparently Paris then walked off in a huff...

Classic.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:55 pm
by petethegreek
cannedmoose wrote:No Pete, direct humour is not a strong point, rather my strength is in responsive humour, sharp quips as it were. In that respect I'm closer to Ricky Gervais than Peter Kay...

Let me quote an example (true story). When Ricky Gervais was at the Live-8 concert in London, Paris Hilton (who is a big fan of The Office apparently) went up to Ricky and said "Hey Ricky, I'm a huge fan of the office, nice to meet you". Ricky responded, "Who are you then?", to which Paris replied, "I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognise me?". Ricky then quipped, "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth". Apparently Paris then walked off in a huff...

Classic.


10/10

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:56 pm
by cannedmoose
Hurrah!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:58 pm
by petethegreek
Re Moose. Look at my Rabbi Avi joke and tell me wot u think?