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Tonight after a long drive, I finally arrived home from work.
Turning the corner, I noticed an ambulance parked outside my house,
lights still flashing vibrantly. I froze instantly; and shock ran through my
motionless body as I attempted to come to terms with what I was witnessing......

.....The bastard had taken my parking space!!!!

I was awakened early last week by the slamming of a door outside. Looking out of the window I saw it was a hearse outside my neighbour's house with the coffin just loaded on. "Have you no bloody consideration?" I yelled down. "Last week it was a f****** ambulance out there and now this."