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Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:03 pm
by Cap
Neither do I.

Bill's first one is pretty good though.

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:05 pm
by Cap
'Jakarta' - Did you cart her?

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:07 pm
by Cap
'Dog in heat' - literally, hot car, dog dies of dehydration

Crude one dude.
Ok I figured em out.

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:20 pm
by bill cobbett
Was thinking of the Middle-East for our hols this year.

Dubai...???

No, not yet.

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:23 pm
by bill cobbett
Man goes on hol to a 5-star hotel in the Occupied Areas.

Well, that's how many he could see through the hole in the roof.

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:25 pm
by Cap
bill cobbett wrote:Man goes on hol to a 5-star hotel in the Occupied Areas.

Well, that's how many he could see through the hole in the roof.


:lol:

The hotels in Africa are ranked higher than that.

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:25 pm
by bill cobbett
We're going to East Africa for our hols.

Tanzania...???

We'll tan both of them if we don't wear flipping hats!

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:30 pm
by bill cobbett
I was on a beach in the Occupied Areas when a big Cheapskate Carpetbagger of the over-fed type asked if I would rub some sun-tan oil on her back.

I said... "sorry love, but I'm only here for the day".

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:33 pm
by bill cobbett
Went on a camping holiday last year.

It was soooo intense.

Re: Holidays

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:44 pm
by GreekIslandGirl
Borderline funny!