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Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:03 pm
by Cap
Neither do I.
Bill's first one is pretty good though.
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:05 pm
by Cap
'Jakarta' - Did you cart her?
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:07 pm
by Cap
'Dog in heat' - literally, hot car, dog dies of dehydration
Crude one dude.
Ok I figured em out.
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:20 pm
by bill cobbett
Was thinking of the Middle-East for our hols this year.
Dubai...???
No, not yet.
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:23 pm
by bill cobbett
Man goes on hol to a 5-star hotel in the Occupied Areas.
Well, that's how many he could see through the hole in the roof.
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:25 pm
by Cap
bill cobbett wrote:Man goes on hol to a 5-star hotel in the Occupied Areas.
Well, that's how many he could see through the hole in the roof.
The hotels in Africa are ranked higher than that.
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:25 pm
by bill cobbett
We're going to East Africa for our hols.
Tanzania...???
We'll tan both of them if we don't wear flipping hats!
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:30 pm
by bill cobbett
I was on a beach in the Occupied Areas when a big Cheapskate Carpetbagger of the over-fed type asked if I would rub some sun-tan oil on her back.
I said... "sorry love, but I'm only here for the day".
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:33 pm
by bill cobbett
Went on a camping holiday last year.
It was soooo intense.
Re: Holidays
Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:44 pm
by GreekIslandGirl
Borderline funny!