Redneck Vacations
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:41 am
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
>The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
>Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.
>Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
>Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
>Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me.
>The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
>Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.
>Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
>Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
>Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me.