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The morning after...

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 10:45 pm
by cannedmoose
A man gets up one morning to find his wife
already in the kitchen cooking.
He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees
one of his socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night
when you came to bed very drunk," she replied

Completely puzzled, the man walks away
thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking
her to cook my sock..."

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:12 am
by magikthrill
dirty dirty moose!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 9:20 am
by Marina2005
I thought only men heard what suits them!!
GO GIRL :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:23 am
by brother
hehehehe....moosey telling us about some past experiences of his :wink: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:45 am
by Liza
"kicking walls" is also preferable.
:wink:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:54 pm
by davidp
Moosey,
Are you sure it was the man in questions wife, in my experience all that nonsense goes out of the window after the wedding.
:wink:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:13 pm
by ex_pat
Maybe I'm just really slow on the uptake, but what would "kicking walls" be mistaken for?

Cook my sock = sook my cock :D

kicking walls = ??? :?

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:15 pm
by brother
kicking balls, comes to mind :shock:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:19 pm
by Liza
well kicking or licking are the obvious ones - well done brother, ex-pat needs to put is thinking cap on :lol:

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:23 pm
by Marina2005
Can I get a bravo as well Liza, I got it right!! :lol: :lol: