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How to Impress a Woman/Man

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:23 am
by jewel2005
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:17 am
by brother
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:47 pm
by demetriou_74
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:50 pm
by Marina2005
Say no more! :wink:

Men like the simple things in life, bless them.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:00 pm
by demetriou_74
simple people only require simple things

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:29 am
by jewel2005
simple people only require simple things

That is very nice from you demetriou_74. That is the best thing I have read from you :)

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:47 pm
by demetriou_74
well what can i say. the genius just flows from within

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:40 pm
by cannedmoose
demetriou_74 wrote:well what can i say. the genius just flows from within


Sometimes...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:39 pm
by demetriou_74
just sometimes it flows very slooooooooooooooooooooowly

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:24 pm
by cannedmoose
demetriou_74 wrote:just sometimes it flows very slooooooooooooooooooooowly


And often forms pools of stagnant sludge...