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animals!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:08 pm
by sk
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey. cough cough Ear.
They have a few joints.

After a while, the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into the river.

An alligator swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains that he was smoking a joint with a monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into the river while getting a drink of water.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing another joint, looks up and says,
"Hey, you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiitttt dude. . . How much water did you drink?"

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:10 pm
by brother
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:03 pm
by Marina2005
Nice one. :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:04 pm
by demetriou_74
brother wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


its like going to the snooker hall.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:36 am
by petethegreek
Dont mean to b a spoil sport, but when did the alligator change into a crocodile?

:?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:42 am
by sk
haha...i just noticed it!!!well,i suppose the guy who wrote it was not very "concentrated" or doesnt know the difference!!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:45 am
by petethegreek
sk wrote:haha...i just noticed it!!!well,i suppose the guy who wrote it was not very "concentrated" or doesnt know the difference!!!


:D

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:38 pm
by city
hey brother, when did you become a moderator???

Congratulations! :-)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:59 am
by brother
Thanks City, i became a moderator the same day as moosey. :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:23 pm
by city
yeah, in the meantime I noticed all the changes :-)
You were just the first one I came across, hence my question......