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The wife

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:03 am
by petethegreek
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:23 am
by cannedmoose
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:18 am
by demetriou_74
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:23 am
by Christie
Good that they didn't go any further. THe officer could ask why her husband was drinking on that day, and she could tell him that it happened because he lost his driving licence...

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:26 pm
by petethegreek
Christie wrote:Good that they didn't go any further. THe officer could ask why her husband was drinking on that day, and she could tell him that it happened because he lost his driving licence...


Rather lose a driving license then not have one at all!!!!

:D

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:08 pm
by brother
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:30 pm
by magikthrill
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