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The Skiing Trip

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:09 am
by petethegreek
Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:12 am
by 2fan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OH my God that's funny! That's it Im not telling anymore jokes.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:15 am
by petethegreek
Another happy customer.


:D

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:17 am
by 2fan
Yeah but the one about the journalist is gonna have to get classified as a "Moose" joke rival. :D

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:17 am
by 2fan
Moose's ears must be burning!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:19 am
by petethegreek
God help us if u 2 become a double act.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:21 am
by 2fan
No, God, Allah, Bhudda, Zeus all help you!!!! :D :D :D :D

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:57 am
by city
not bad Pete. :)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:56 am
by brother
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: