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A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys:

* one tin of beans

* one bag of crisps

* one pack of burgers

* one tub of icecream

* one cake

* one yoghurt

* one pint of milk.

He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.

The bloke says sarcastically, "Yes. However did you guess?"

The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard."

Hehehehe, thats funny.

only just scrapes 2

Im with Demetriou on this one.

we had the same already with a single girl if I recall right...
And its very old. Sorry moosey!

Just when u think Moose's jokes are getting better he goes and posts this.

I thought it was funny but then ...........

bad joke