Bunga Lunga
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:51 pm3 explorers are captured by tribesmen on a continent far away. They are tied to three different steaks in the ground.
Suddenly, the tribesmens' great leader appears and walks over to the prisoners. In a very broken English he explains that they (the prisoners) have two choices. Either death or bunga lunga.
The first prisoner decides on bunga lunga. Immediately after uttering the two words the entire village converges on him and begin to sodomize him.
The chief approaches the second prisoner and asks him if he wants death or bunga lunga. Fearing for his life he decides on bunga lunga. Again the entire village converges on him and he too is sodomized.
The chief approaches the final prisoner and asks him death or bunga lunga?
The third prisoner stoicly exclaims that he wants death.
The chief is puzzled and has to think for a second then says:
OK....Death.....by bunga lungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Suddenly, the tribesmens' great leader appears and walks over to the prisoners. In a very broken English he explains that they (the prisoners) have two choices. Either death or bunga lunga.
The first prisoner decides on bunga lunga. Immediately after uttering the two words the entire village converges on him and begin to sodomize him.
The chief approaches the second prisoner and asks him if he wants death or bunga lunga. Fearing for his life he decides on bunga lunga. Again the entire village converges on him and he too is sodomized.
The chief approaches the final prisoner and asks him death or bunga lunga?
The third prisoner stoicly exclaims that he wants death.
The chief is puzzled and has to think for a second then says:
OK....Death.....by bunga lungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Had a long day and my synapses may not be firing in the right order.
