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Beer drinkers be aware!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:18 pm
by Lee A Kada
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8)Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!! "Statistically significant

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:22 pm
by Oracle
But did they complain of having a headache later? :D

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:59 pm
by apc2010
If it wasn't for beer most girls would be single

PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:59 am
by apc2010
I read recently that drinking is bad for you ,I stopped.......................



reading......................................................

PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:50 am
by fig head
Lol

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:54 pm
by YFred
apc2010 wrote:If it wasn't for beer most girls would be single

Me thinks it's the other way round mate,
if there was no beer most men wouldn't get their leg over.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:58 pm
by Oracle
Proof that Yfred is a poof! :D

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:02 pm
by YFred
Oracle wrote:Proof that Yfred is a poof! :D

Your power of analysis is amazing. Only a poof would recognise a another with no proof. When did you turn then.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was the matter aint you getin none no more? Have a few extra crates of beer handy dearest.
If you are lucky it may even be greek style, your favourate.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:21 pm
by Oracle
YFred wrote:
Oracle wrote:Proof that Yfred is a poof! :D

Your power of analysis is amazing. Only a poof would recognise a another with no proof. When did you turn then.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was the matter aint you getin none no more? Have a few extra crates of beer handy dearest.
If you are lucky it may even be greek style, your favourate.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Too much denial YFred! :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:27 pm
by apc2010
Alcohol helping white men to dance....