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Petrol pump
Posted:
Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:31 pm
by FastEddie
I used to go out with a girl who was a petrol pump attendant. She dumped me and I was gutted. Now I can't drive by without filling up!
Posted:
Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:44 am
by bill cobbett
Welcome to CF mate but ...... erm .... stay away from a career in stand-up.
Posted:
Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:13 am
by FastEddie
The only good T.Rex is extinct. Marc Bolan died 33 years ago.
Posted:
Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:02 am
by CBBB
Your first joke was better!
Re: Petrol pump
Posted:
Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:50 pm
by YFred
FastEddie wrote:I used to go out with a girl who was a petrol pump attendant. She dumped me and I was gutted. Now I can't drive by without filling up!
Slow down!
Posted:
Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:39 pm
by FastEddie
2nd. one wasn't a joke...anyone with any sense of humour could see that!
8-(