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Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:33 am**

What's more satisfying than nailing a Paki to a wall with rusty nails??

Realising he's not level, and having to do it again.!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:39 am**

Ever since the snow started I've been keeping a spade in the boot of my car. When I get stuck I let him out so he can give me a push.

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:42 am**

I was walking with my young son when we saw a women in a burkha.
I should've explained what religious observance was but I thought; fuck it.

I told him it was a nigger's ghost.

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:47 am**

If you have 12 Muslims standing up to their necks in concrete what do you have??

Not enough concrete.!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:52 am**

I went to get my spade out of the garage this morning to clear the snow off the drive, fuckin thing was frozen solid encased in ice and stuck to the floor...

Luckily I was bursting for a slash, so a good hosing down with steaming piss and a mug of red hot coffee soon had him back on his feet, the skiving black bastard..!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:50 am**

what's the difference between a tart and a bitch?

A tart sleeps with everyone

A bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:49 pm**

Moderator's Note: I think Offensive Jokes has nearly run its course and I will shortly be closing it.

lana

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:28 pm**

Svetlana wrote:Moderator's Note: I think Offensive Jokes has nearly run its course and I will shortly be closing it.

lana

Spoil sport :shock:

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:53 pm**

Svetlana wrote:Moderator's Note: I think Offensive Jokes has nearly run its course and I will shortly be closing it.

lana

Thanks Lana :lol:

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