Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:12 pmMy penis is oddly quite tanned.
Must be all the son it's getting.
Must be all the son it's getting.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:12 pmPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:03 pmDidn't get it
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:05 pmfig head wrote:Didn't get it
Fig i think it is an incest joke ,, not SUN but SON......
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:40 pmA man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:17 pmlol
Man with his mate going to buy gift for his wife
He says "I think ill buy her slippers"
Friend goes, "is that all?"
Man replies, "ill get her a dildo too"
"why a dildo?" friend says
Man replies "if she dont like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"
Man with his mate going to buy gift for his wife
He says "I think ill buy her slippers"
Friend goes, "is that all?"
Man replies, "ill get her a dildo too"
"why a dildo?" friend says
Man replies "if she dont like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:26 pmWent to heathrow airport the other day...
wow did you see the size of their tread-mills
wow did you see the size of their tread-mills
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:28 pmWhy is it that sex is better when done at a hotel...
scroll down
a little more
because you are with a hooker.
scroll down
a little more
because you are with a hooker.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:20 pmWhat's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speed boat...............
Stevie Wonder's speed boat...............
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:41 pmI'M NOT GAY BUT THE BLOKE SUCKING ME OFF MIGHT BE
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:01 pmI went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor
is a young female, well endowed, blonde, and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she walked over to me and said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."
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is a young female, well endowed, blonde, and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she walked over to me and said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."
I said,
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