Australian husband requirement
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:57 pmAn Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become Irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.
Anyway the Englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes up to him looking all worried and says "I am terribly sorry, there has been a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"
The Englishman sits up and simply says "She'll be right, mate"
Anyway the Englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes up to him looking all worried and says "I am terribly sorry, there has been a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"
The Englishman sits up and simply says "She'll be right, mate"
