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An old lady loses her husband and feels all alone in the world. She decides that she's has lived a long happy life and that she doesn't want to go on without her husband.

She decides to shoot herself. She calls her doctor and asks him where her heart is located. The Doctor tells her that it's located a little below her left breast. An hour later the old lady is admitted to the ER with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

After a little thought I understood it.

U r getting worse.

Someone has to perpetuate the way of the Moose while he's away.

2fan wrote:Someone has to perpetuate the way of the Moose while he's away.

I don't actually think this is really necessary.........

City,
I have to do continue the way of the moose. If I don't no one will remember him when he returns.

that was terrible

Not bad!

2fan wrote:City,
I have to do continue the way of the moose. If I don't no one will remember him when he returns.

oh, don't worry 2fan. We will. Being here a littly tiny bit longer than you I'm absolutely sure about that.

sick twisted humour






i liked it though.

very good.

reminds me of the similar:

Why dont old ladies where mini skirts?

So their boobs wont show