Another Bar joke with bad language
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:55 pmThis sad looking guy enters a bar with a tiny man sitting on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar-tender and orders a beer.
As soon as he finishes, the small man stands up on the sad guy's shoulder and kicks him in the head and shouts: Get me a F****** beer too ya jerk!
Sad guy turns to the bartender and orders the small guy a beer too.
Sad guy finishes his beer and orders another. Again the small guy kicks him in the head and says: Get me another too F****** Ass****!!!
Sad guy orders another one for the small fella.
The bartender, looking totally puzzled, asks the sad guy:
"I know it's non of my business but what the hell is that thing sitting on your shoulder?"
Sad guy replies: "Last summer I saved a witch doctors life and he granted me one wish"
Barman: "Well, what did you wish for?"
Sad Guy: A ten inch P****.
Poof!
As soon as he finishes, the small man stands up on the sad guy's shoulder and kicks him in the head and shouts: Get me a F****** beer too ya jerk!
Sad guy turns to the bartender and orders the small guy a beer too.
Sad guy finishes his beer and orders another. Again the small guy kicks him in the head and says: Get me another too F****** Ass****!!!
Sad guy orders another one for the small fella.
The bartender, looking totally puzzled, asks the sad guy:
"I know it's non of my business but what the hell is that thing sitting on your shoulder?"
Sad guy replies: "Last summer I saved a witch doctors life and he granted me one wish"
Barman: "Well, what did you wish for?"
Sad Guy: A ten inch P****.
Poof!
