Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:04 pm** What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says.."
"My wife says.."
** What is the quickest way to a man's Heart ???
Through his chest with a sharp knife .......
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:04 pmPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:05 pmPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:06 pmMy secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time....
One cooking and one cleaning.
One cooking and one cleaning.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:06 pmQ: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:08 pm** Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
They all already have boyfriends.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:09 pm** When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
When he owns it.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:15 pmWow Marina all these replies, is work slow today?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:16 pmShe is in prison, remember??
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:52 pmLOL
Your both right, I'm in prison and theres nothing to do!!
Your both right, I'm in prison and theres nothing to do!!
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:55 pmCould n't resist this one...........
How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.
How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.
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