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islamophobic joke

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:26 am
by SKI-preo
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:38 am
by SKI-preo
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:45 am
by fig head
lame

PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:50 am
by SpartanGamer
first one was funny though :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:22 pm
by yialousa1971
fig head wrote:lame


Yes GR is lame thats why we are getting him put down. :cry:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:54 pm
by Malapapa
yialousa1971 wrote:
fig head wrote:lame


Yes GR is lame thats why we are getting him put down. :cry:


Can someone call the Remedial School at the Mental Health Institute? YiaLoser's escaped again. Tell them it might be wise to bring a straight jacket and sedatives. He's all over the place tonight and a potential danger to himself.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:05 am
by Omer Seyhan
Malapapa wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:
fig head wrote:lame


Yes GR is lame thats why we are getting him put down. :cry:


Can someone call the Remedial School at the Mental Health Institute? YiaLoser's escaped again. Tell them it might be wise to bring a straight jacket and sedatives. He's all over the place tonight and a potential danger to himself.


No, why waste more money on the NHS. I dont want my taxes going on any more ambitious left wing projects.

Nothing wrong with his mind! There is a destiny that shapes our ends, rough hew them how we will. He's clearly waiting for a willy to rough hew and shape him. Me thinks that's possible on the Altai steppes. Send him to Mongolia...