Five signs that you may be a Taliban:
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:37 amFive signs that you may be a Taliban:
1. You have more wives than teeth
2. You own a $5,000 Rocket Launcher but cant afford shoes
3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer
4. You think vests come in 2 styles: Bullet Proof and Suicide
5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider Bacon is
unclean
A Couple more....
The drop in the number of suicide bombers has been put down to Susan Boyle.
Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are not so keen on
going to Paradise anymore.
Ive just put a deposit down on a new Porche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I cant understand why the Americans are so upset. All I said was I couldntwait for the new 911. However ...40,000 Paki's have added me as a friend.
International Child Aid is starting to arrive in Haiti after the Earthquake
has left 5,000 kids under the age of 10 orphaned and alone to fend for
themselves.. The USA has sent medicine and Doctors. The UK has sent Foodand Medicine whilst Ireland have sent 1000 priests there, ...on the holiday of a lifetime.....
1. You have more wives than teeth
2. You own a $5,000 Rocket Launcher but cant afford shoes
3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer
4. You think vests come in 2 styles: Bullet Proof and Suicide
5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider Bacon is
unclean
A Couple more....
The drop in the number of suicide bombers has been put down to Susan Boyle.
Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are not so keen on
going to Paradise anymore.
Ive just put a deposit down on a new Porche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I cant understand why the Americans are so upset. All I said was I couldntwait for the new 911. However ...40,000 Paki's have added me as a friend.
International Child Aid is starting to arrive in Haiti after the Earthquake
has left 5,000 kids under the age of 10 orphaned and alone to fend for
themselves.. The USA has sent medicine and Doctors. The UK has sent Foodand Medicine whilst Ireland have sent 1000 priests there, ...on the holiday of a lifetime.....
