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How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:44 am
by SKI-preo
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Go shopping with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked.
Bring Pizza & Beer

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:08 am
by Get Real!
SKI-preo wrote:Arrive naked.

Naked women don’t look half as good as when they’re half dressed.

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:11 pm
by AWE
Get Real! wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:Arrive naked.

Naked women don’t look half as good as when they’re half dressed.


oh yeah, and heels add the final touch.

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:32 pm
by vaughanwilliams
Get Real! wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:Arrive naked.

Naked women don’t look half as good as when they’re half dressed.


That certainly appliies to the old boilers you hang out with.
:D :lol:

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:06 pm
by Cap
SKI-preo wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Go shopping with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked.
Bring Pizza & Beer


None of the above. (false)

You need to be a man first, an Alpha male.
Women (and dare I say 'hot women') naturally gravitate towards Alpha males.

All the above are what women sense as weak and desperate attempts by losers to win points.

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:11 pm
by Get Real!
vaughanwilliams wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:Arrive naked.

Naked women don’t look half as good as when they’re half dressed.


That certainly appliies to the old boilers you hang out with.
:D :lol:

A boiler is a boiler as long as it fires up...

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:13 pm
by fig head
Cap wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Go shopping with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked.
Bring Pizza & Beer


None of the above. (false)

You need to be a man first, an Alpha male.
Women (and dare I say 'hot women') naturally gravitate towards Alpha males.

All the above are what women sense as weak and desperate attempts by losers to win points.


what world do u live in

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:15 pm
by Malapapa
vaughanwilliams wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:Arrive naked.

Naked women don’t look half as good as when they’re half dressed.


That certainly appliies to the old boilers you hang out with.
:D :lol:


I know you prefer yours as nature intended...

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Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:15 pm
by Cap
fig head wrote:
Cap wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Go shopping with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked.
Bring Pizza & Beer


None of the above. (false)

You need to be a man first, an Alpha male.
Women (and dare I say 'hot women') naturally gravitate towards Alpha males.

All the above are what women sense as weak and desperate attempts by losers to win points.


what world do u live in


Of course you'd disagree Figs.
Of course.

Re: How to impress a woman vs man

PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:54 pm
by vaughanwilliams
Get Real! wrote:
vaughanwilliams wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:Arrive naked.

Naked women don’t look half as good as when they’re half dressed.


That certainly appliies to the old boilers you hang out with.
:D :lol:

A boiler is a boiler as long as it fires up...


Many a good tune played on an old fiddle. :)