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CEO and compensation

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:01 am
by Christie
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is
full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around
the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did
here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery
guy from Domino's.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:34 am
by demetriou_74
another students of moose's chool of comedy

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:19 pm
by Christie
It can be taken for compliment if it comes from you demetriou :)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:22 pm
by cannedmoose
Christie wrote:It can be taken for compliment if it comes from you demetriou :)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:23 pm
by demetriou_74
i dont get it

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:24 pm
by Christie
Moose, am I enrolled? :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:25 pm
by cannedmoose
Christie wrote:Moose, am I enrolled? :lol:


Absolutely dear... you get a Image

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:27 pm
by demetriou_74
thanks for the explanation

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:28 pm
by brother
Please for the love of God, not another moosey student. :cry: :cry:

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:30 pm
by cannedmoose
Watch out Bro', we're all around you... :D