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Battalion commander falls apart…

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:51 am
by Get Real!
Battalion commander falls apart…

(Knowledge of Cypriot is required to understand this story)

This actually happened in 1985 during a 10-12pm guardpost shift at the roadblock leading to occupied Tymbou.

A very funny character we used to call “To Pelendri” for obvious reasons, was standing guard at this post when a Land Rover approached, pulled over and the “Dikitis” (Battalion commander) stepped out to conduct an “effodo” (surprise guard inspection). The guard pointed his gun in the Land Rover’s direction and this conversation followed…


To Pelendri: “Altisin!!!” (Meaning “Halt! Who goes there?”)

Dikitis: “Na fais tin misin!”

To Pelendri: “Ooooo, kirie Dikita ise adikos!”

Dikitis: “Giati pedi mou?”

To Pelendri: “Tin allin missi bios enna din fai?”

Dikitis: [unable to compose himself staggers back to the Land Rover!]

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:49 pm
by wyoming cowboy
and this came into your head now ....because?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:02 pm
by Get Real!
wyoming cowboy wrote:and this came into your head now ....because?

A full analysis of my brain’s neural activity (in the last two hours) has been sent out for your perusal to solve your query. 8)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:08 pm
by wyoming cowboy
egio nomizo ena tin egaes oli sto delos.....re xoraitiko!!!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:11 pm
by kurupetos
wyoming cowboy wrote:egio nomizo ena tin egaes oli sto delos.....re xoraitiko!!!


Are you from Paphos? :?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:16 pm
by Get Real!
wyoming cowboy wrote:egio nomizo ena tin egaes oli sto delos.....re xoraitiko!!!

Are you from Pelendri by any chance? :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:53 pm
by kurupetos
Get Real! wrote:
wyoming cowboy wrote:egio nomizo ena tin egaes oli sto delos.....re xoraitiko!!!

Are you from Pelendri by any chance? :lol:


He's definitely a charlie. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:49 pm
by kurupetos
I just remembered a slightly different version where the guard replies: "Je su tin allin misin pushtomonime!" :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:24 pm
by wyoming cowboy
whats a charlie and no im not a skoulos or a pitsilos, just thinhk of yourself lucky you were insulted by a Gcypriot driving through the great state of Montana....

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:06 am
by denizaksulu
wyoming cowboy wrote:and this came into your head now ....because?


It is a sign of impending Alzheimers. In such people there is a tendency to relate events that happened years ago. What a shame. He was such a nice boy.................once. :lol: