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Milk bath

PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:23 pm
by cannedmoose
A milkman is about ready to deliver a half gallon bottle to a residence when he sees a note on the door saying, 'Leave me 16 gallons of milk, please'.

Curious, because the lady usually orders no more than half gallon, he knocks on the door. The lady answers and he says, "Do you really want 16 gallons of milk?"

She replies, "Yes I do. I'm going to take a milk bath later."

The milkman then says, "Well then, do you want it pasteurized?"

The lady replies, "No, just up to my tits will be fine."

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:04 am
by 2fan
You're slippin Mooseman! :?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:16 pm
by brother
:? :? :? :? :?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:19 pm
by cannedmoose
You folks are a bloody demanding audience... geez... :roll:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pm
by demetriou_74
cannedmoose wrote:You folks are a bloody demanding audience... geez... :roll:


or your not funny

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:29 pm
by devil
PATHETIC! :(

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:37 pm
by cannedmoose
devil wrote:PATHETIC! :(


Are you?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:38 pm
by demetriou_74
cannedmoose wrote:
devil wrote:PATHETIC! :(


Are you?


the worst come back attempt

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:40 pm
by cannedmoose
Wasn't supposed to be a come-back, it was serious... no need at all for devil's spite whatsoever...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:41 pm
by demetriou_74
cannedmoose wrote:Wasn't supposed to be a come-back, it was serious... no need at all for devil's spite whatsoever...


why do you always get serious and morally correct when you are loosing an arguement?