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A Good Joke

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:01 pm
by ChomskyFan
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?

The Canoe tips.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:05 pm
by demetriou_74
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:42 am
by brother
:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:12 pm
by petethegreek
If that was a "good joke" I shudder to think wot a bad one is like.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:16 pm
by cannedmoose
petethegreek wrote:If that was a "good joke" I shudder to think wot a bad one is like.


Here's one:

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry."

"Good heavens! Does it hurt?"

"Only when I wind it."

:shock:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:18 pm
by petethegreek
cannedmoose wrote:
petethegreek wrote:If that was a "good joke" I shudder to think wot a bad one is like.


Here's one:

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry."

"Good heavens! Does it hurt?"

"Only when I wind it."

:shock:


Yep!, couldnt agree with u more Moose. A fine example of a "bad joke."

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:51 pm
by Fred@Codies
Did you hear about the guy who went round stealing garden gates?

Nobody said anything in case he took a fence!!

Boom Boom!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:55 pm
by cannedmoose
Fred@Codies wrote:Did you hear about the guy who went round stealing garden gates?

Nobody said anything in case he took a fence!!

Boom Boom!


Ouch... that pains even me... :shock:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:55 pm
by brother
Dude that was really bad boom, boom.... :cry:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:57 pm
by cannedmoose
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