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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:09 pm
by Fred@Codies
I am crying!

And it isnt with laughter!!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:11 pm
by Turkey (( *
Why do cowboys ride horses? ANSWER: Because they are too heavy to carry

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:11 pm
by Turkey (( *
ok ok I'll stop

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:12 pm
by Fred@Codies
That last one wasnt to bad!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:14 pm
by brother
My eyes are bleeding from having to read all these really bad jokes, can you all stop now please

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:15 pm
by Fred@Codies
What do you call a dead blonde in a wardrobe?

Winner of last years hide and seek competition!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:30 pm
by cannedmoose
How do you get an elephant out of Safeway?

You take the ‘A’ out of safe and the ‘F’ out of way.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:32 pm
by cannedmoose
A man hears a knock on his door.
He goes to open the door, but doesn't see anybody.
As he looks down, he sees a snail on his door step.
He kicks the snail across the street, closes the door, and goes back to his living room.


Two months later, he again hears a knock on his door.
As he opens the door and looks down, there is the snail again.
Before he has the chance to kick it again though, the snail yells at him: "Hey - what was that?"

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:22 pm
by demetriou_74
can we please stop the jokes before Bro throws his furry yellow ass of a cliff.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:16 am
by petethegreek
demetriou_74 wrote:can we please stop the jokes before Bro throws his furry yellow ass of a cliff.


Hmmm? Caryy on with the jokes!