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petethegreek wrote:

demetriou_74 wrote:can we please stop the jokes before Bro throws his furry yellow ass of a cliff.

Hmmm? Caryy on with the jokes!

# Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
# It had no point.

Okey here is a dirty joke:

The concentration camp commander lines up the prisoners of war in Blocks.The British in Block A,French in Block B,Jews in Block C etc.

"Today," he says in a German accent,"I have good news and bad news for you.First the Good news.For the first time in 6 months you will have a change of underwear.Now the Bad news.Block A will change with Block B,Block B will change with Block C,Block C will change with Block D..."

zero points

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