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Drinking
Posted:
Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:54 pm
by oopsy
How to kill a carpet-bagger whilst he is drinking?
Slam the toilet lid down .
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:17 am
by Smiler Brian
What's the difference between a carpet bagger and a currant?
rra
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:29 am
by EricSeans
What do you call a carpetbagger at the bottom of Kyrenia harbour?
A start.
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:14 pm
by oopsy
My mate said for his birthday he wanted to be pissed and surrounded by tits n c@@ts
So I bought him 6 tins of stella and spent him to a carpet-baggers property meeting
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:11 pm
by ttoli
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:31 pm
by oopsy
edited for the carpet bagger
if it appears in another quote
hey ho
sorry, forgot everyone knows how
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:33 pm
by ZoC
why did the stupid carpetbagger buy a stolen budgie from a dodgy geezer down the pub, even though his mates warned him not to, and even though the government was announcing it wasn't such a good idea?
'cos it wos going cheep.
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:45 pm
by supporttheunderdog
oopsy wrote:How do you get ttoli s mum into bed
sorry, forgot everyone knows how
you mean you forgot nearly everyone had!
Posted:
Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:28 pm
by B25