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Drinking

PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:54 pm
by oopsy
How to kill a carpet-bagger whilst he is drinking?












Slam the toilet lid down .

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:17 am
by Smiler Brian
What's the difference between a carpet bagger and a currant?

rra

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:29 am
by EricSeans
What do you call a carpetbagger at the bottom of Kyrenia harbour?

A start.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:14 pm
by oopsy
My mate said for his birthday he wanted to be pissed and surrounded by tits n c@@ts


So I bought him 6 tins of stella and spent him to a carpet-baggers property meeting

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:11 pm
by ttoli

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:31 pm
by oopsy
edited for the carpet bagger

if it appears in another quote


hey ho





















sorry, forgot everyone knows how

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:33 pm
by ZoC
why did the stupid carpetbagger buy a stolen budgie from a dodgy geezer down the pub, even though his mates warned him not to, and even though the government was announcing it wasn't such a good idea?

'cos it wos going cheep.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:45 pm
by supporttheunderdog
oopsy wrote:How do you get ttoli s mum into bed




















sorry, forgot everyone knows how


you mean you forgot nearly everyone had!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:28 pm
by B25
:) :) :)