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Several guys are relaxing at the local golf club, when a cell phone rings - one of the guys turns to the hands-free speaker function, and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops talking to listen.

Man: "Hello"?

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes"

Woman: "I'm at the mall, and I have found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it, sweetie?"

Man: "Sure; if you like it that much. I want you to be happy."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw one of the new models. It's a beautiful silver."

Man: "How much?"

Woman: "$279,000"

Man: "OK, but for that price we want all the extras."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. Darling, remember that house we wanted last year? It's back on the market, and they are only asking $1,950,000."

Man: "Wow! - Well go ahead and make them an offer. See if they will take $1,895,000."

Woman: "OK, thank you sooooooooo much - you are wonderful... See you later, I love you."

Man: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other guys are looking at him in amazement. The room is stunned.

Then he asks - "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

i was sent that yesterday too !