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Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:37 amby Paphitis
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:40 amby boomerang
that pretty well describes the foustani warn by men doesn't it?...
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:55 amby ZoC
mate, ur sailing close to the wind. i expect this thread will be deleted by tomorrow.
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:01 amby Paphitis
ZoC wrote:mate, ur sailing close to the wind. i expect this thread will be deleted by tomorrow.
Why? It's just a funny joke with no malice whatsoever but with a touch of irony since they claim to have invented everything!
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:05 amby ZoC
cypriots aren't allowed to laugh at greeks's expense. it's the law...
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:10 amby Paphitis
ZoC wrote:cypriots aren't allowed to laugh at greeks's expense. it's the law...
how about I edit the joke to make it more acceptable:
The Ottoman says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Ottoman says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Ottoman says: "We invented sex."
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."And Admin can bite me!
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:24 amby Get Real!
Logical conclusion #1:
Adam and Eve had two sons they named Cain & Abel.
They in turn had their own children with… Eve …as no other women existed on the planet!
Logical conclusion: Adam and Eve engaged in incest so they must’ve been Greeks.
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:32 amby Get Real!
Logical conclusion #2:
Cain murdered his brother Abel out of jealousy.
Cain then married one of his daughters that he had with his mum, and had even more children!
Logical conclusion: Cain was a murderer, a pedophile, engaged in incest and must’ve been Greek.
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:55 amby supporttheunderdog
one good thing you can say about Oedipus -
he sure did love his mother!
Re: Greeks invented sex!
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:08 amby supporttheunderdog
Mythology is the organization of myths belonging to a culture. Myths are time-honored stories about gods and heroes. They often explanation the essential aspects of life by explaining things like how the Earth was created, why people have to die, or why the year is split into seasons. The myths of the ancient Greeks and Romans have had a huge influence on culture, the arts, and the literature of Western societies and still are part of Western heritage.
I’m telling you, the Greek mythology is one completely messed up, incestuous, brutal, crazy family with tons of drama as well.
http://tyandor.com/religion/greek-mythology/And the country has continued in much the same way ever since.....
