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Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:30 pm
by barouti
Image

:twisted:

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:35 pm
by theodosia
Men don't get lost- they simply discover alternative destinations.

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:37 pm
by theodosia
Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years.
He wouldn't ask for directions either.

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:39 pm
by barouti
How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her. :twisted:

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:42 pm
by theodosia
barouti wrote:Image

:twisted:

:lol: :lol: we also look in the mirrow, check our hair, makeup and straighten our clothes and spray some perfume.

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:49 pm
by barouti
theodosia wrote: :lol: :lol: we also look in the mirrow, check our hair, makeup and straighten our clothes and spray some perfume.


And gossip...you forgot to mention you also gossip in there. :lol:

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'Thanks', replied Eve.' What is it called'? God smiled back as he answered, 'Multiple orgasms'.


:lol: :lol: Yeah, that's true. But us guys, well, one is all we really need before we go bragging to the whole wide world...

Sex jokes:

Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. :twisted:

Why did God give women orgasms? So they've got something else to moan about! :twisted:

Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man having a good time. :twisted:

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:29 pm
by theodosia
barouti wrote:
theodosia wrote: :lol: :lol: we also look in the mirrow, check our hair, makeup and straighten our clothes and spray some perfume.


And gossip...you forgot to mention you also gossip in there. :lol:

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'Thanks', replied Eve.' What is it called'? God smiled back as he answered, 'Multiple orgasms'.


:lol: :lol: Yeah, that's true. But us guys, well, one is all we really need before we go bragging to the whole wide world...

Sex jokes:

Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. :twisted:

Why did God give women orgasms? So they've got something else to moan about! :twisted:

Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man having a good time. :twisted:

nothing like a good gossip, sometimes about men :twisted: :lol:

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:59 pm
by wyoming cowboy
Why are Jewish women reluctant to perform oral sex?

They refuse to get close to a gas chamber.... :lol: :lol:

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:22 pm
by theodosia
'Why don't we change positions tonight'? he asked.' Good idea!' she said, 'you stand at the kitchen sink and I'll sit on the sofa and fart'.

Re: theodosia has some jokes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:30 pm
by GreekIslandGirl
Theodosia, is that your English side or your Greek side coming out? :D

Or, some weird mix of the two ... :)