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They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.

In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

God has sex?

Get Real! wrote:

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

God has sex?

maybe

theodosia wrote:

Get Real! wrote:

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

God has sex?

maybe

He menas Gender, only a naughty mind would think that. Maybe you are looking for a BF.

aha..yes i understand, but to be fair it could be read either way. And nooooooooo im not looking for a boyfriend hahaha...

If a man is writhing on your bed, gasping for air and calling your name,you didn't hold the pillow over his face for long enough.

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

Oh ... I get it, God is busy writing down the sins that man commits with women around... pretty good anecdote

wyoming cowboy wrote:

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

Oh ... I get it, God is busy writing down the sins that man commits with women around... pretty good anecdote

2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder insteed of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital...one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka.