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Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:22 pm
by Lordo
English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.

The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said I want to discuss and solve the Cyprus problem

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:27 pm
by MGCN
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.

The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said I want to discuss and solve the Cyprus problem


according to some it was solved in 1974...

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:27 pm
by B25
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.

The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said "It wasn't me, not my fault, I don't even know where it is"

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:29 pm
by Lordo
You mean he said "I was at the other end of Cyprus when we did it"

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:58 pm
by bill cobbett
CY says... Can I listen to VP's never ending graphophone record?

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:10 pm
by CBBB
bill cobbett wrote:CY says... Can I listen to VP's never ending graphophone record?


He opted for death by boring?

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:22 pm
by GreekIslandGirl
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.

The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said bring me an honest Turk.


:D

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:34 pm
by Lordo
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.

The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said bring me an honest Greek.


Now that makes perfect sense.

What was it Paxo asked, why are all greeks liars?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:59 pm
by kimon07
MGCN wrote:
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.

The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said I want to discuss and solve the Cyprus problem


according to some it was solved in 1974...


2004

Tassos Papadopoulos.jpg

Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:13 pm
by kimon07
Have you heard the one about the three candidates (German, English and Greek) to be the first astronauts to be send to the moon?

The Committee asks a German candidate why he wants to go and how much he wants.

The German says he wants to do it for the glory of the fatherland and wants 1MUS$ for his family in case he doesn't return.
The English man wants to do it for the Queen and asks for 2MUS$ (one for the family and one for income tax).
The Greek asks for 3MUS$. When asked why so much he says:

Well, 1M for me, 1M for you honorable gentlemen of the Committee and we give the other 1M to the German to go.