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Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:49 pm**

My wife was like a dog in heat when I took her to Jamaica.

She died in the car.........

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:10 pm**

John: I took my wife to the East Indies for our holidays.

Bill: Jakarta?

John: No, we went by plane.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:27 pm**

I don't understand either of these!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:39 pm**

Just been to a bestiality orgy.

Every Turk and his sheep was there.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:41 pm**

CBBB wrote:John: I took my wife to the East Indies for our holidays.

Bill: Jakarta?

John: No, we went by plane.

I took my wife to the West indies for our hols.

Jamaica...???

No, she went willingly.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:47 pm**

Dyslexic man on holiday fancied a beer... and walked in to a bra.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:49 pm**

Chap from Paphos goes on holiday, walks in to a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and orders a pint and one for the road.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:00 pm**

Lordo is afraid of Chinese because they eat cats.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:12 pm**

GreekIslandGirl wrote::?

I don't understand either of these!

Same here... what a load of crap!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:47 pm**

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote::?

I don't understand either of these!

Same here... what a load of crap!

Sometimes I just feel like giving you a great big hug!

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