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GreekIslandGirl wrote:Borderline funny!

Yeah, borderline personality disorder jokes!

Parents booked their hol for India.

Mumbai...???

No, Dad paid.

Bill, go have a wank or something more productive...

Get Real! wrote:Bill, go have a wank or something more productive...

Let's see if he can combine wanking with the Wankel engine.

Our GR wanted to shed some weight, so he signs up for a weight-loss program.

Next day, there's a knock on the door and standing there is a hottie wearing just running shoes and a sign around her neck which said...

"If you can catch me, you can have me"

So GR runs after her but being a heavy smoker soon runs out of puff and the girl gets away.

The same happens for the next four days.

On weighing himself GR finds he's lost 5 kilos, so he signs up for the next stage of the weight loss programme...

The next day there's a knock on the door and standing absolutely nude there was the hottest, to die for, bit of toddy that GR had ever seen.

She too had the same... "You can have me if you can catch me" ... sign around her neck.

So GR tears off after this girl but this girl is really, really fit and try as he might for the next five days he fails to catch her.

Anyway, GR weighs himself and finds he has lost another 5 kilos... so he enrols for the top level weight loss course.

The next day there's a knock on the door and standing there is a huge and naked hulk of a man with a sign saying...

"If I catch you, your arse is mine".

(Needless to say GR didn't lose weight that week )