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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:33 pm
by Oceanside50
:cry:
supporttheunderdog wrote:A man walked in to a bar , and ordered a glass of wine. He then tipped the wine onto the floor, and ate the bowl of the glass berfore placing the stem on the bar.

The barman looked at the man, and told he was crazy,

The man asked why?

The barman picked up the stem of the glass, and told him, as he popped it in his own mouth "you have left the best bit!".

:cry: :cry:

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:08 pm
by supporttheunderdog
Oceanside50 wrote::cry:
supporttheunderdog wrote:A man walked in to a bar , and ordered a glass of wine. He then tipped the wine onto the floor, and ate the bowl of the glass berfore placing the stem on the bar.

The barman looked at the man, and told he was crazy,

The man asked why?

The barman picked up the stem of the glass, and told him, as he popped it in his own mouth "you have left the best bit!".

:cry: :cry:


It could have been worse: I could have done the vampire "teabag" joke. :shock: :shock:

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:44 pm
by repulsewarrior
oh yes, let's hear it stud

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:10 pm
by bill cobbett
repulsewarrior wrote:oh yes, let's hear it stud


:(

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:17 pm
by Get Real!
Post away your obituaries… :lol:

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:26 pm
by bill cobbett
Get Real! wrote:Post away your obituaries… :lol:


Bill C passed away earlier today. He tried his best but he was surrounded by scammy toe-rags.

:(

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:28 pm
by Get Real!
bill cobbett wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Post away your obituaries… :lol:


Bill C passed away earlier today. He tried his best but he was surrounded by scammy toe-rags.

:(

Oh dear... :?

Well I’ve just received word that the Cyprus Dying forum wants to buy this thread! :?

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:09 am
by supporttheunderdog
repulsewarrior wrote:oh yes, let's hear it stud


I have pm'd it it to you..... :D :D

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:28 am
by repulsewarrior
supporttheunderdog wrote:
repulsewarrior wrote:oh yes, let's hear it stud


I have pm'd it it to you..... :D :D


...haven't the courage to post it, funny.

cheers! ; as i said definitely a bar joke.

Re: what about a refreshing drink?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:15 am
by bill cobbett
Get Real! wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Post away your obituaries… :lol:


Bill C passed away earlier today. He tried his best but he was surrounded by scammy toe-rags.

:(

Oh dear... :?

Well I’ve just received word that the Cyprus Dying forum wants to buy this thread! :?


Ah... there's a section of BillC's Last Will and Testament which reads...

... hereby bequeaths all his posts on CF to GR!