Old Ladies
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:11 amTwo old ladies were sitting outside their retirement home, smoking a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a large box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely.
She is, after all, over 80 years of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks the lady what brand she prefers. The elderly lady replied "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel".
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a large box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely.
She is, after all, over 80 years of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks the lady what brand she prefers. The elderly lady replied "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel".
