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Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:20 pm
by bill cobbett
Scabbo was walking along the beach at Lourijina when he stumbled on a most beautiful and practically naked woman sunbathing at the water's edge.

Leaving his usual deviances aside he shags the girl... which, as you can all imagine, doesn't take at all long.

When he finishes, he tells the woman that in nine months time she'll have a Lourijinian baby and that she should call it Freddo.

Whereupon the girl tells him that in a few days time he'll have a sore red rash and he can call it Herpes.

... :mrgreen:

Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:48 am
by kurupetos
There is no beach in Lurucina, re BillC. :?

...and is the girl a quadrupedal, ruminant mammal? :mrgreen:

Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:15 pm
by CBBB
kurupetos wrote:There is no beach in Lurucina, re BillC. :?

...and is the girl a quadrupedal, ruminant mammal? :mrgreen:


She told him to get the flock out of here!

Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:45 pm
by kurupetos
CBBB wrote:
kurupetos wrote:There is no beach in Lurucina, re BillC. :?

...and is the girl a quadrupedal, ruminant mammal? :mrgreen:


She told him to get the flock out of here!

:mrgreen:

Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:59 pm
by Lordo
what happens when three charlui sheepshaggers put their wellies on and start posting in one thread?

Re: Another Lourollshitioti Joke for a Friday Night

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:37 pm
by kurupetos
Lordo wrote:what happens when three charlui sheepshaggers put their wellies on and start posting in one thread?

The 4th one arrives... :?