The Cremated Husband
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:08 pmMartha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the
patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I
bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her
fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that new car you
promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again,
she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes
she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she said "Herman, remember that b--w job I promised you? ....Here
it comes!"
ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the
patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I
bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her
fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that new car you
promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again,
she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes
she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she said "Herman, remember that b--w job I promised you? ....Here
it comes!"
