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German anti-greek jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:45 am
by SKI-preo
Anti Greek jokes:

What is the difference between a pizza and a Greek man? A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why are there no Greeks on Star trek? they don't work in the future either.

How do they start the Athens Marathon?...roll a donut down Odos Ermou.

Where is the best place to hide something from a Greek? under his tool box.

Why are there no Greeks on Futurama?

I don't know but the future will be great!

There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A German family lives on the top floor. A Italian family lives on the second floor. A Greek family lives on the bottom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrible earthquake hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
The German family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

Woman knocks on the door selling raffle tickets for poor Greek pensioners.
Man opens door and says “[email protected]#k that, with my luck I’d probably win one”

Why do Greeks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

What do Greeks have in common with vending machines?
They both don’t work and always take your money.

A Greek goes into a library and says, “I looking for a book…”
The librarian interrupts and says, “F$%k off, you won’t bring it back!”

A Greek and a Gyspy are riding in car. Who’s driving?
A cop.

I’ve always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a Greek family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were constantly being slammed, there was shouting and plates smashing into the small hours.
Despite trying all that, I still couldn’t get that damn Greek family to move out.

Did you hear about the guy that broke into the Hardware and stole thousands of Euros worth of work tools?
Nobody knows who he is yet, but police say, “it certainly wasn’t a Greek.”

Why don't Greek dwarves sing "Hi Ho", because they refuse to go to work.

Re: German anti-greek jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:45 am
by GreekIslandGirl
Actually, typical of German stuff, they are all quite predictable, boring and deeply ironic for warphile, over-sized, holiday-obsessed, money-grabbing Krauts that smell of sausages and beer.

Of course what is funny is that they think they are the Übermensch whilst in reality they have a few fumbled attempts every couple of decades to make us believe they are the ideal men of the future who rise above morality with their own brand of (flawed) superior values!

Still, you gotta love 'em ...

Re: German anti-greek jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:34 pm
by CBBB
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Actually, typical of German stuff, they are all quite predictable, boring and deeply ironic for warphile, over-sized, holiday-obsessed, money-grabbing Krauts that smell of sausages and beer.

Of course what is funny is that they think they are the Übermensch whilst in reality they have a few fumbled attempts every couple of decades to make us believe they are the ideal men of the future who rise above morality with their own brand of (flawed) superior values!

Still, you gotta love 'em ...


Too much humour to have been of German origin!

Re: German anti-greek jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:50 pm
by Paphitis
CBBB wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Actually, typical of German stuff, they are all quite predictable, boring and deeply ironic for warphile, over-sized, holiday-obsessed, money-grabbing Krauts that smell of sausages and beer.

Of course what is funny is that they think they are the Übermensch whilst in reality they have a few fumbled attempts every couple of decades to make us believe they are the ideal men of the future who rise above morality with their own brand of (flawed) superior values!

Still, you gotta love 'em ...


Too much humour to have been of German origin!


You can tell they are of Cypriot origin. :D