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The CY Highway Code
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Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:57 pmby bill cobbett
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Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:58 pmby yialousa1971
2.
Goblins must not drive any mechanical vehicle without being supervised by a human being.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:26 pmby Cap
bill cobbett wrote:1.
Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
He must've been drunk... or a foreigner.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:35 pmby yialousa1971
Cap wrote:bill cobbett wrote:1.
Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
He must've been drunk... or a foreigner.
Must of been GR then.
Or if he was drunk it would have been CBBB.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:38 amby Paphitis
That driver must have been a Kalamara who got confused. Stupid foreigners!
2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:08 amby bill cobbett
Paphitis wrote:That driver must have been a Kalamara who got confused. Stupid foreigners!
2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.
2a. Drivers may also park on pedestrian crossings during these hours.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:11 amby Paphitis
3. Red light - proceed with caution.
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:22 amby bill cobbett
Paphitis wrote:3. Red light - proceed with caution.
3a. Drivers may proceed with less caution for any of the following reasons...
They are in a hurry.
They are not in a hurry.
They have been drinking.
It is the driver's or passenger's name day.
The driver has an ugly mother-in-law
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:29 amby Paphitis
4. You're allowed to stop in the middle of the street when:
a you see your mate and have important things to discuss like Soccer, politics, or your stupid pethera,
b need to pop into the periptero to get a packet of smokes,
c any vehicles stuck behind who beep in such a case will be charged with road rage!
Re: The CY Highway Code
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:37 amby bill cobbett
5. Special arrangement for trucks carrying water-melons...
The minimum weight of water-melons carried must exceed the weight that will break the suspension springs.
