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Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:46 am
by Paphitis
6. throwing your litter out the window is acceptable if there is no bin within 50m.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:57 am
by repulsewarrior
Paphitis wrote:3. Red light - proceed with caution.


Green light-proceed with caution; it could be your Koumparo crossing the Red light this time.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:17 am
by Jerry
Hazard lights are for intermittently illuminating indicated instances of illegal parking.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:19 am
by Jerry
Crash helmets are for protecting your water melon, not your head.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:15 pm
by Garavnoss
Motorcyclists can practise their wheelies in case they get a front puncture and have to get home on one wheel.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:51 pm
by bill cobbett
8. A mobile phone stuck to the driver's ear is obligatory.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:23 pm
by Maximus
9. Indicators can be used only when you feel like it.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:42 pm
by Get Real!
And how many of you are talking about Paphos, because I don’t see any of that shit here in Nicosia.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:08 pm
by Cap
Get Real! wrote:And how many of you are talking about Paphos, because I don’t see any of that shit here in Nicosia.


Excuse me?
IQ, class and sophistication is not regional.

We don't have areas determined by class in Cyprus.


Have you seen the Graffiti in Lim and Nic?

Exactly.

Re: The CY Highway Code

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:31 pm
by repulsewarrior
Maximus wrote:9. Indicators can be used only when you feel like it.


...they are a courtesy, after all.