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14b. When opening a new pack of cigarettes, use your knees to steer.

GreekIslandGirl wrote:14b. When opening a new pack of cigarettes, use your knees to steer.

Or if you are a male Cypriot of means, use your belly.

15. Keep your windows open at all times in case of needing the emergency manoeuvre of sticking your head out to look back at passing foreign women and shout something obscene.

16. All or none of the above rules apply to taxi-drivers.

few months back i got a taxi to baf and it turns out the driver was terggish. whats going on aint you boys got no taxi drivers no more.

Small children should be sat on an adults lap in the front seat without any seat belt.

Main beam headlights and fog lights should be on at all times.

Roundabouts are good locations for parking up so you do not have to walk to far to your destination or for stopping to pick up or drop off passengers.Give way to your right on roundabouts is only necessary if the on coming vehicle can not avoid you with a full on emergency brake. When taking the third exit from a roundabout make sure you are in the left most lane on entering the roundabout. If you want the first exit make sure you are in the rightmost lane.

bill cobbett wrote:8. A mobile phone stuck to the driver's ear is obligatory.

Unless texting which is actually the preferred means of using a mobile phone when driving.

17. When faced with a roundabout, do not give way to any approaching traffic but instead use your ingenuity to squeeze in whilst screaming directions to everyone else.

18. When entering a quiet village after midnight, be sure to let the sleeping peasants know you are passing through by revving up to 70mph and honking your horn above the sound of 1980's disco music blaring from your car speakers.

One way systems and signs apply only to other drivers

19. Put your foot down to quickly get over those road bumps near the school when leaving Polis in case any kids are crossing.